boworlyre:

yeahiwasintheshit:

fencehopping:

Car struck by lightning while driving.

“fuck that guy”

-god

The god of love was on break. Or maybe HE envied the Zeus
myths.

Or maybe the poor driver (or just the poor car?) had done
something more than all the other drivers and all the other cars to deserve
this.

Must have been a vile human being (or vile machine) to
deserve this, as surely it did, because there are no accidents in God’s
universe.

Off to church, o ye faithful, to try to worship the sadistic
uber-jerk.

Fuck Faraday